Can I get that in Ones?

The ever annoying woman Vickie Lynn Marshall (b/k/a Anna Nicole Smith) has a date with our beloved Supremes. [here] I wonder if she can fit all that scratch in her g-string. The picture in my head of Ginsburg laying eyes on Anna's fun bags is enough to make me pee a little.

Belts

Some quick research led me to this tip on belts:

When is it inappropriate to step out without a belt?
For starters, if you're tucking your shirt into your pants, then you should wear a belt -- unless it's casual Friday at the office. I recommend you wear a belt at all times, although it's not mandatory on weekends or while wearing jeans, on casual occasions
[Full article here]

So apparently belts are not mandatory with jeans or on the weekends? I never knew the belt rules were so liberal.

Belts: Necessary restrictor of waistbands or meaningless accessory?

I've noticed a recent trend that has lost the use of the belt with tucked in shirts. While this may not be something new, it has certainly caught my eye as becoming more prevalent. Now I'm no expert on fashion, but from what I've gleaned from my 23 years on this earth is that a belt (or suspenders, but I'll not get into that here) is required when tucking in a shirt. If anyone else knows if the lack of a belt with a tucked-in shirt is not a fashion faux pas please let me know. Otherwise this new hippie trend is bound to drive me insane.

Head Cases

I think we all saw this coming....

Spam Commenters

What ever happened to good old fashion internet porn spam?

Re: Chance

The chance, unfortunately, can probably be computed by one of the many spam commenters. Really, do I need new tires, a Carnival cruise, and a Windows Vista protest at the same time? I think not.

Chance

What are the odds that I check this for the first time in months and see that someone has started this little venture up again?!

Got me a buffalo

This article brings back many memories of eating buffalo and my brother dying of typhoid fever.

Restart

I'm not sure if anyone actually reads this (I'm talking about people on the list, not random internet surfers), but I was bored and wanted to restart the pointless attempt at writing useless crap on the internet.

Countdown

For those of you keeping track at home, it has now been 22 days since our first final....and still no grade for that class.

Rush

Apparently Rush and I do not disagree on everything!

For the fun of it

While studying I have come across some crazy notes I took while reading cases. I am going to post some of these crazy thoughts that went through my head while reading some of these cases. Today's comes from crim law:

"Δ got stinkin drunk and, after spilling beer on his wifebeater, started shooting at things in his trailer (a trailer park resident? No way! Couldn't be!)"

Trust me, this is just the tip of the iceberg that is my dementia.

WOW

This guy could possibly be my hero.

Second...

I would also like to thank Mark for making fun of PSU after the contracts II final, effectively kicking me while I was down! Not only picking on someone smaller, but when they are vulnerable!

Thank You

I would like to thank Mark for making of Adam Taliaferro. You know, its hilarious that he was paralyzed and they said he would never walk again. Nope, not the funny part. Ummm, is it that he defied all odds and led the team out of the tunnel the next season? Nope, not that. Ummm is it that he is still having surgeries so he is able to live a semi-normal life...nope not that either. Is it that Mark is a cold hearted bastard who enjoys taking a cheap shot at PSU? Yeah, thats probably it! haha.

Happy Valley Ain't so Happy for Some

This guy must have thought breaking his no-neck would be impossible, oops. I'm just kidding. This sounds like another Happy story from the Happiest Happy Valley on Earth. Minus of course the performance of the once reknown football team. Sorry Rick. I'm sure they are comming back. This guy seems poised to help the team w/ any legal troubles that they may have when they have to off a certain coach. Again, just kidding Rick.

Reliance Interest

Who would have thought you could have a reliance interest in a penis? Apparently this man is being looked at as something utlized for the sole purpose of his wife procreating.

College Tution Well Spent....

Glad to see good old Penn State can make me proud...

"When authorities caught a Midwestern U.S. teenage boy stealing girls' underwear, they immediately demonized his underwear fetish, Pennsylvania State University researcher Patricia Barthalow Kosch said."

Finals

Finals

GPS

A number of states already require some form of lifetime supervision of sex offenders, including GPS tracking, according to the National Conference of State Legislatures.

Ipod Tax....

The Netherlands announced a per gigabyte tax on hard disk music players. The cost of these taxes is enough to stop many people from owning a hard disk music player, even ones who are legally downloading all their music. It is a damn shame.

Talking Dirty

Glad to see we can all keep talking dirty on the phone in Georgia

Manson v. Brathwaite

To Help With the Crim Pro Reading Assignment

Rick is my God

Rick is now the local celebrity. And by local I mean the people who I talk to everyday and actually like me. Wait, people like me right? Right?? Rick? Someone? Shit, it was that last post huh?

I thought God liked Penn State

I didn't see Rick talking about this today. Man, that hurts.

Go on, brush your shoulders off

This is still hilarious!

You mean I can still get paid and not have to attend class?

Lina Klutza is now officially a defunct failure. Quinn can't even keep a foreign player. NBA draft? I think not. Maybe foreign ball if he is lucky. Although his lack of drive does translate well into the NBA. Hmm...

Bye bye bank account

Jose Canseco's new book is now totally meaningless. There goes that advance.

Can you say baw chicka baw wow

Hmmm... is there a trend with this?

Man...that shit was good!

They only waited so long because the courthouse didn't have the requisite munchies. Oh yeah, and they smoked all the cheeba.

Video Game Remake

Getting High

I remember this game from my youth, except when I was a kid the message was "drugs are bad". Today apparently it is DRUGS = Power-ups, just don't use them too much. That will teach the kids!

Then again maybe their parents should do some parenting and not let them buy M-rated games..hmmmm....

Science at its finest

Why Deny the Truth?

"There has always been the myth that westerners have bigger penises and their (sexual) ability is better."

Finger Chili

Grand Larceny

The Santa Clara County coroner's office also concluded that the finger "was not consistent with an object that had been cooked in chili at 170 degrees for three hours."

Do I have anything in my nose?

Man...that's a lot of blow!!! My gums did tingle the last time I ate tuna, hmmm.

Nice Save

Think a lot of people know something now? Are we important again? Maybe a little?

Timing

I just feel that it is necessary for me to point out that my last post was at 4:20. This post is dedicated to Mitch and Gabe.

Tear.....

Is this the high or low or neither?

Summary judgment was about as draining as Jenna Jamison (insert vacuum cleaner comment here). I feel like the semester is over now, even though finals are in 4 weeks and oral arguments are yet to come. Why don't they just shove bamboo shunts under out fingernails and make us listen to Alanis Morissete in a room with metal spikes? Either way, torture is entering its last stage and the moment when you pass out from the pain will come on May 20th after 10 hours at BWW again.

You have to see this

Barely Legal: The Blog: Mark McGuire In Law School

This is a hilarious post. The rest of the blog only gets better.

Dorks Get It Wrong....

Wow, not only are you and your friends social outcasts, but now you are social outcasts who can't even get being a social outcast right......

This concerns me

Do parents have nothing better to do with their time than bitch about the color of ink. Maybe they could help to teach their kids so the kids' grades improve. But, nooooo, it's not their fault. It is the school.

Is this working?

Give me an "A"

Counter

Did everyone notice the counter I put at the bottom of the page? Now we can see how many times the 5 of us who look at this page come here! Wow...dorks....

Please Be Gentle.

Too true.

Dedicated to Jamie

That just sucks.

No Words

I have seen many things in my time that were odd, things that have disturbed me even. This is a whole new level. I have NEVER seen anything like this before.

Read

KU Law

This is the current situation around this place.

Too Good to Be True



I knew they were selling a lot of copies of this book for a reason....


If the shoe fits...

Why yes, I am a size 10. Should I try them on?

"Plaid" and "mini" never sounded so good together

Adolescent boys must need more motivation to attend Catholic school these days. In my day the skirts would have been enough.

Straight out of Compton

I don't envy her.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/03/30/media.deathrow.reut/index.html

The onions filing that complaint would take.

And the picture didn't tip them off???

Sicko -- http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/03/30/scouts.charges/

Will She or Won't She

Today is Day 1 of drop out watch. Stay tuned for futher details.....

I am the MAN

Check out the new links on the side bar. HTML isn't that hard when you can copy and paste.

Mark's Undergraduate Life

So this is what frat's do all day....

Mandatory Skirts

I think this is what Mark had in mind....

One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready...

Just to kick this thing off I want to air my expectations. When posting on a blog of this magnitude the members will need to discuss varying issues. I expect to see quality comments and discussions on, inter alia, the law, economics, politics, and the public policy issues surrounding mandatory skirts in law school.

Now talk amongst yourselves.

Test

This is a test of the emergency broadcast system, please cover your ears.

Testing

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