Friday, April 29, 2005

Ipod Tax....

The Netherlands announced a per gigabyte tax on hard disk music players. The cost of these taxes is enough to stop many people from owning a hard disk music player, even ones who are legally downloading all their music. It is a damn shame.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Talking Dirty

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Manson v. Brathwaite

Monday, April 25, 2005

Rick is my God

Rick is now the local celebrity. And by local I mean the people who I talk to everyday and actually like me. Wait, people like me right? Right?? Rick? Someone? Shit, it was that last post huh?

I thought God liked Penn State

I didn't see Rick talking about this today. Man, that hurts.

Go on, brush your shoulders off

This is still hilarious!

You mean I can still get paid and not have to attend class?

Lina Klutza is now officially a defunct failure. Quinn can't even keep a foreign player. NBA draft? I think not. Maybe foreign ball if he is lucky. Although his lack of drive does translate well into the NBA. Hmm...

Bye bye bank account

Jose Canseco's new book is now totally meaningless. There goes that advance.

Can you say baw chicka baw wow

Hmmm... is there a trend with this?

Man...that shit was good!

They only waited so long because the courthouse didn't have the requisite munchies. Oh yeah, and they smoked all the cheeba.

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Video Game Remake

Getting High

I remember this game from my youth, except when I was a kid the message was "drugs are bad". Today apparently it is DRUGS = Power-ups, just don't use them too much. That will teach the kids!

Then again maybe their parents should do some parenting and not let them buy M-rated games..hmmmm....

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Science at its finest

Why Deny the Truth?

"There has always been the myth that westerners have bigger penises and their (sexual) ability is better."

Finger Chili

Grand Larceny

The Santa Clara County coroner's office also concluded that the finger "was not consistent with an object that had been cooked in chili at 170 degrees for three hours."

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Do I have anything in my nose?

Man...that's a lot of blow!!! My gums did tingle the last time I ate tuna, hmmm.

Nice Save

Think a lot of people know something now? Are we important again? Maybe a little?

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Timing

I just feel that it is necessary for me to point out that my last post was at 4:20. This post is dedicated to Mitch and Gabe.

Tear.....

Saturday, April 09, 2005

Is this the high or low or neither?

Summary judgment was about as draining as Jenna Jamison (insert vacuum cleaner comment here). I feel like the semester is over now, even though finals are in 4 weeks and oral arguments are yet to come. Why don't they just shove bamboo shunts under out fingernails and make us listen to Alanis Morissete in a room with metal spikes? Either way, torture is entering its last stage and the moment when you pass out from the pain will come on May 20th after 10 hours at BWW again.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

You have to see this

Barely Legal: The Blog: Mark McGuire In Law School

This is a hilarious post. The rest of the blog only gets better.

Dorks Get It Wrong....

Wow, not only are you and your friends social outcasts, but now you are social outcasts who can't even get being a social outcast right......

Monday, April 04, 2005

This concerns me

Do parents have nothing better to do with their time than bitch about the color of ink. Maybe they could help to teach their kids so the kids' grades improve. But, nooooo, it's not their fault. It is the school.

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Is this working?

Give me an "A"

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Counter

Did everyone notice the counter I put at the bottom of the page? Now we can see how many times the 5 of us who look at this page come here! Wow...dorks....

Friday, April 01, 2005

Please Be Gentle.

Too true.

Dedicated to Jamie

That just sucks.