Is this the high or low or neither?

Summary judgment was about as draining as Jenna Jamison (insert vacuum cleaner comment here). I feel like the semester is over now, even though finals are in 4 weeks and oral arguments are yet to come. Why don't they just shove bamboo shunts under out fingernails and make us listen to Alanis Morissete in a room with metal spikes? Either way, torture is entering its last stage and the moment when you pass out from the pain will come on May 20th after 10 hours at BWW again.