Happy Valley Ain't so Happy for Some

This guy must have thought breaking his no-neck would be impossible, oops. I'm just kidding. This sounds like another Happy story from the Happiest Happy Valley on Earth. Minus of course the performance of the once reknown football team. Sorry Rick. I'm sure they are comming back. This guy seems poised to help the team w/ any legal troubles that they may have when they have to off a certain coach. Again, just kidding Rick.