Can I get that in Ones?

The ever annoying woman Vickie Lynn Marshall (b/k/a Anna Nicole Smith) has a date with our beloved Supremes. [here] I wonder if she can fit all that scratch in her g-string. The picture in my head of Ginsburg laying eyes on Anna's fun bags is enough to make me pee a little.

Belts

Some quick research led me to this tip on belts:

When is it inappropriate to step out without a belt?
For starters, if you're tucking your shirt into your pants, then you should wear a belt -- unless it's casual Friday at the office. I recommend you wear a belt at all times, although it's not mandatory on weekends or while wearing jeans, on casual occasions
[Full article here]

So apparently belts are not mandatory with jeans or on the weekends? I never knew the belt rules were so liberal.

Belts: Necessary restrictor of waistbands or meaningless accessory?

I've noticed a recent trend that has lost the use of the belt with tucked in shirts. While this may not be something new, it has certainly caught my eye as becoming more prevalent. Now I'm no expert on fashion, but from what I've gleaned from my 23 years on this earth is that a belt (or suspenders, but I'll not get into that here) is required when tucking in a shirt. If anyone else knows if the lack of a belt with a tucked-in shirt is not a fashion faux pas please let me know. Otherwise this new hippie trend is bound to drive me insane.

Head Cases

I think we all saw this coming....

Spam Commenters

What ever happened to good old fashion internet porn spam?

Re: Chance

The chance, unfortunately, can probably be computed by one of the many spam commenters. Really, do I need new tires, a Carnival cruise, and a Windows Vista protest at the same time? I think not.

Chance

What are the odds that I check this for the first time in months and see that someone has started this little venture up again?!

Got me a buffalo

This article brings back many memories of eating buffalo and my brother dying of typhoid fever.

Restart

I'm not sure if anyone actually reads this (I'm talking about people on the list, not random internet surfers), but I was bored and wanted to restart the pointless attempt at writing useless crap on the internet.